Over Analysis: Levi’s Ribcage Jeans

Welcome to a new series on this blog: the Over Analysis.  I spend way too much time going over small ridiculous details about clothes, skincare, makeup, anything else most people consider shallow. This series is about as deep as a puddle.

I love high wasted jeans.  They help balance out my long torso-short legs proportions. So when Levis came out with their new Ribcage Jeans, I immediately had high hopes.  I have a few of their wedgie fit jeans already, so I figured these would just be just as good, if not better.  Well, they are, and they aren’t.

First of all, they don’t stretch, at all.  I like that a lot about these old school Levis styles and that is one of the reasons why I buy them. The thickness of the denim really holds everything in and creates a very streamlined look that I love (just check it out on the model). The problem is that I’ve put on a few extra pounds (kilos) this past winter, and they’re really, really, tight now.  If the denim had a bit of stretch, it would be no big deal.  These on the other hand with a 12″ rise are very unforgiving and will jam into your waistline like no other after a large meal. No food babies allowed, and no seconds at dinner especially when sidelined from anything active due to a shoulder injury.  The only thing that keeps me from feeling like a stuffed sausage is the wide leg, which brings us to the next thing.

The legs are a bit too wide for my liking, and they make me feel like I’m veering into Jnco Jeans territory. I know I’m totally exaggerating here, but I’m really used to my skinny jeans, and straight leg cuts are as wide as I feel comfortable.  These I feel like go a bit too straight/wide, making me look a bit stumpy (admittedly, I’m 5’11” so it must be all in my head).

Now on to the good stuff, things I love about these jeans and why I decided to keep them and wear them.

They don’t stretch. I know, I know, I just complained about that in a lengthy rant above.  But the fact that they’re 100% cotton means you can wear them over and over and they will never bag in the butt or the knees. Saving water FTW! They will never pull/stretch out of shape or get premature holes in the back pockets if you’re a back pocket key stasher like I am. 

I love the color and the lack of distressing or whiskers. I’ve been wanting a pair of plain classic blue jeans for a while now, and these fit the bill perfectly.  I’m a bit over the distressed look and really over the whiskering in the crotch area. They’re like runways pointing straight at the reproductive bits and I just don’t want that kind of attention while I’m teaching physics. These jeans are tight AF right now though so they’re pulling at the hips weirdly and making whisker like folds, so…at this very moment I’m reconsidering wearing these again till I can properly get back to my usual F = ma. Anyways, I get a bit of a 50’s vibe from these jeans, which I love. 

Lastly, these jeans are made of selvedge denim.  I’m not sure what that means, but I think it has something to do with the edging of the fabric.  Other than the white piping on the inside seam, I honestly can’t tell the difference between selvedge denim and regular denim. I guess they’ll never unravel!

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cardigan and shirt: madewell – jeans: levis – shoes: sven – watch: fitbit

Where on the Internets Have I Been?

Where have I been on the internets this past year if not here?

Pinterest – I meticulously keep track of what I wear, what I want to buy, what I do, and what I like to cook.

Instagram – I like stories the most because it means I can post anything I want ie garbage, and none of it stays for very long.

Youtube – I don’t do videos at all, but I like watching content from ttsandra, matilda, Dasha Kim, LabMuffin, and chrissstttiiine.

Tumblr – I find a lot of visual inspiration from one tumbler page in particular: Death by Elocution. When I come across an image that I particularly like, I’ll pin it to reference later.

Aesthetics I’m really into right now: Japanese minimalism (the style not the lifestyle), men’s skate/snowboard style (specifically brands like Bape, Stussy, and X-Large), Korean makeup, natural fabrics with a neutral palette, and the hipster horticulturalist/potter/shop girl look (I know that sounds very esoteric and specific, but you’ll recognize it when you see it, and it has roots in the new old look that is basically summed up here in GQ of all places).

Anyways, I’ve been kind of all over the place. So here are a couple long forgotten photos I found when loading up my memory card. I think they are from winter 2018 when I hosted a learning lab in my classroom for science teachers from Aspen HS. The dress is from H&M, and fills my just-a-little-quirky sartorial itch that I get from time to time. I love the print, the high neck, and the ruffles. Note everyone’s cup of tea, I get it, but I like it.

dress: h&m – tights: hue via anthropologie – boots: madewell

Don’t Call It a Comeback

I heard the old school LL Cool J’s song “Mama Said Knock You Out” the other night and it inspired me to pick up my blog again.

Don’t call it a comeback
I’ve been here for years
I’m rocking my peers
Puttin’ suckers in fear

I initially stopped blogging for a couple reasons – I fell into a style rut, I started working out regularly straight after school (time when I’d usually spend blogging), and I felt like I had run out of things to say. I found that I wanted to spend more time outside and unglued from the computer, and I’m generally an introvert. I like to observe more than I like to speak, which I know seems counter intuitive considering my chosen profession.

It’s been over a year since my last post, but I’ve been here this whole time, still teaching, and still putting clothes on my body every morning. I still fall into ruts where I wear the same thing or similar things over and over, but I’ve also had weeks were I’ve been super inspired by a look or an aesthetic that I see on someone else or on the interwebs. Sometimes I look back at my old posts and cringe a bit at how I used to style myself, and other times I get super reflective about how my style has changed over the years. If there is one cool thing about having a fashion blog, it’s the record keeping I have of what I’ve worn over the past 6 years.

I’m still getting regular comments from kids about my sartorial choices, which always makes me miss blogging a bit. Recently, I’ve been fielding an abnormal number of questions from kids about my fashion choices. They range from “where do you go shopping miss” to “Hey miss, nice fit” to “what the ___ are you wearing miss”.  The most memorable comment this past year has been when I wore an Iron Maiden shirt to school at the start of the school year, and a student asked me if I knew the name of the album that was on my shirt. I didn’t, and the kid roasted me a bit for being a poseur. This kid is now one of my favorite humans.

So I’m back! Here is what I wore on Monday. I’m sticking to more and more basic items lately. I figure the less color there is, the easier it is to look put together but still effortless (I hate how overused that word is, but I can’t seem to think of a less cliche way to describe my sentiment). The printed boots and earrings make me feel like I have a bit more oompf to an otherwise plain outfit.

That being said, to me the star of this outfit is the blue shirt/coat/dress thing I picked up last December from COS. I liken it to a french chore coat, and I like it because it gives me a bit of a Bill Cunningham vibe without having the real thing. B says it looks weird, but I love it anyway and that’s what counts right? Chore coats are trending pretty hard right now, everybody from J. Crew to Huckberry (really cool men’s versions!) are carrying one now, and I can’t blame them.  I kind of want a real one in addition to this long wannabe one. I’ve been eyeing ones from Urban OutfittersEverlane and Stussy (I love the bone white color) and Topo Designs but really I am holding out to get one from Carhartt WIP.  I love the 4 front pockets and you really can’t go wrong with the durability of the real thing (work clothes that is) even if you’re just getting it for the fashion. I can’t wait to check out the store in NYC when I go this summer.

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earrings: unbranded, but picked up from a small shop in nashville over spring break – jacket: cos – tshirt: jockey via costco – belt: gap from more than 10 years ago – jeans: uniqlo – boots: madewell

 

 

A Mild December

One week ’till Winter break!  It’s been surreal though – we’re quickly approaching fall final exams, and it’s still 63˚F outside. It’s been a mild December. I’m still fall dressing, and my winter boots are still stored away. Except for that one freak weekend near the end of November, Denver has been darn pleasant! It’s still “no-socks” weather, so I’ve been wearing the crap out of these leopard print slides and cropped jeans. To winter-ize, I painted my nails last night with a holiday theme using nail art pens that B bought me years ago for Christmas. Also, I’ve been digging my new coffee thermos B bought me for a recent Sinterklaas party our Dutch/American friends hosted. It’s kind of the best coffee thermos ever, and if there is ever a stereotype about teachers, it’s that they drink a lot of coffee. I am one of those people.

These jeans are a new purchase from black friday when Urban Outfitters was having a buy one get one half off promotion. They are worth every penny though, because I’ve been wearing them over and over. I usually wear my denim about 3-4 times in between washes, and these are thick without stretch. So they hold up really well wear after wear without getting too baggy in the knees or the bum. Also, I’ve been digging looser fitting jeans with straight leg cuts lately. Maybe it’s getting older, or maybe it’s the changing denim trend, but I’m slowly getting off the skinny jeans train. Maybe this cut isn’t the most flattering or curve hugging, but I love the high waist (long torso/short leg strategy) and the little flare at the hem. My only complaint about these jeans is that they can cause a bit of cowboy crotch, and that they are just a tad bit too cropped. Either way, I’ve decided I’m over being weird about the crotch region with my pants. It’s just how my body is built, and its ridiculous to expect anything else.

THLT kent cardigan

THLT madewell kent cardigan

THLT Zojirushi coffee mug

THLT BDG kick flare jeans

THLT madewell cardigan

THLT HEMA soft matt lip balm

THLT urban outfitters kick flare jeans

cardigan: madewell – jeans – bdg – tshirt: f21 – belt: gap – shoes: banana republic – lipstick: hema (purchased in paris) – thermos: zojirushi

Hey, Ya’ll, Hey

Hey, ya’ll, hey. It’s been a while, but I’m still kicking. I’ve also still been shopping. The holidays are here, and that means massive sales, which means I’ve been having a really hard time resisting. I’ve also ramped up my love of high waisted denim, and picked up 4 new pairs of jeans in the past month alone. I think I should be set in the denim department for the next 4 years.

Here is one new pair, purchased recently from the sale racks at Anthropologie. They’re high waisted (though on my long body, they feel more like mid to high rise jeans), button fly, and made of the comfiest stretchiest super soft denim. The brand is Mother, which I already own 3 other pairs from. All of their denim is super comfy, hold up well in the wash, and flatter my bottom. None of this you can see in the photos below though, because I have it all covered with this long top which is probably a dress on most (also from the sale rack of Anthro recently).

THLT mother demin super stunner

THLT metalic peplum top

THLT mother demin

shirt and shoes: anthropologie – jeans: mother denim

Hey, Stranger

I haven’t posted in almost a month, or as the kids like to say, “It’s been a minute.”  Lately, the last thing I want to do when I get home is stare at a computer screen. My phone screen on the other hand…it’s a work in progress. So here is what I wore today, which happens to also be the first snow of the year here in Denver. In addition, here is what I wore almost a month ago. I might be back soon to blogging, or it might take months. We will see when the interest and motivation comes back. In the mean time, follow me on Instagram!

THLT blundstone monoprix

THLT blundstone shirt dress

THLT monoprix olive shirt dress

THLT monoprix shirt dress

glasses: warby parker – dress: monoprix – leggings: costco – boots: blundstone

THLT susina kellen flat

THLT uniqlo merino turtleneck

THLT uniqlo ribbed turtleneck

THLT suisana kellen loafer

THLT first snow

top and jeans: uniqlo – belt: banana republic – shoes: suisana via nordstrom rack

The First Days

This is a month late – school has been in for 4 weeks now. I’ve been busy. I’ve started mysef on a very strict 3 days a week workout session after school schedule, because for the first time ever, I’m paying out the nose for a monthly bougie gym membersip.  I’m also super motivated by money, so I have to get my money’s worth by taking at least 3 classes a week where I’m forced to beat my body into submission until my muscles are soaking in lactic acid all weekend. So reader, that’s why I haven’t been posting. My muscles hurt, and all I want to do when I get home is drink wine and eat Costco sized 6-layer dip and chips for dinner.

Therefore, a month later, here are photos I snapped of my school BFFs on the first day of school. There is Tom, in his proletariat 2.o outfit. Then there is Melissa, of whom I could only get one decent photo, because my camera ran out of bateries. You will be seing both of them again, one day. The comon thread this year in first day fashion, is ‘chill’, ‘ath-leisure’, and ‘I’m too cool for school’. Agree? I ❤ them.

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